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Jan. 20th, 2009 @ 07:30 am Buh Bye.
Peace out George W. Bush.
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Oct. 5th, 2005 @ 10:49 am Do it now
Current Mood: amused
Direct order:
Sign my graffiti wall...please :)
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Sep. 17th, 2005 @ 04:01 pm Friends Only
Current Mood: chipper


Ask to be added.
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Aug. 3rd, 2005 @ 06:50 am (no subject)
Current Mood: amused
So on my way to work this morning a small bird flew into my windshield. It bounced off and fell to the ground. wtf! Must have been a bad morning. :)

I'll update more later I just found that slightly amusing.
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Aug. 1st, 2005 @ 11:31 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: cheerful
And something else learned from the Aquatic Center...

Today's tip:
Never wear white work out pants, a g-string, and then get all sweaty while running on the treadmill unless you want everyone at the Aquatic Center to see your ugly, sweaty ass. ugh!!!!! I had quite an upset stomach after seeing that.
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Aug. 1st, 2005 @ 09:51 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: amused
I went to the aquatic center tonight and in the middle of my workout I looked over and saw this man who had to be about 60 years old wearing work out shorts and then a polo shirt...with the fucking collar popped up. He was walking around thinking he was the shit and it was quite comical. I wanted so badly to go and put his collar down but I just watched him and laughed. :)
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Jul. 30th, 2005 @ 09:35 am Quote of the day:
"I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."


lol wisdom from Buffy.
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Jul. 29th, 2005 @ 01:32 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: amused
Pick ten fictional characters you'd like to have sex with and then tag five friends.

In no particular order:

1. Detective Olivia Benson (Law and Order SVU)
2. Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
3. Faith (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
4. Dana (L Word)
5. Melanie (Queer as Folk)
6. Kelly Taylor (90210)
7. Trinity (The Matrix)
8. Jinx (James Bond 007)
9. Diana Prince (Wonder Woman)
10.Alex Cabot (Law and Order SVU)
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Jul. 26th, 2005 @ 09:26 am Well kids I'm once again amused, I love my job.
Current Mood: amused
HAHAHAHAHAHA

The same guy just came in and apologized...how often does this happen!!!!

(setting up the scene)

...With boths stuffed in his pocket, looking down and sheepishly speaking his says,

"I want to come in and apologize for my attitude. I realized it was my mistake and I really appreciate what you guys do...I really do. I would have done the same thing. Thank you so much I'm really sorry."

*leans back in chair* Ah-satisfaction. Apology completely accepted and damn do I feel good. It must suck to have to kiss ass to the officer who just saved yours...


Side note...I'm really not a cocky bastard, this situation just struck me as fucking hilarous. Can you blame me?
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Jul. 26th, 2005 @ 09:13 am sometimes I wonder if this world would be better without people...but then I'd have no job security.
Current Mood: bitchy
Sometimes people just really piss me off.

So I get this call from the information desk stating that there is a big meeting with FBI and Homeland Security "really important people." They noticed that two black bags were left outside of their room and have been watching it for the past half an hour. Obviously they're getting a little concerned, since apprently it's pretty important people so I'm called to go check on the "suspicious bags."

I take one look at the bags and determine that it's a lab top and a book bag. (yay for the intelligent government officials) I take it back to the office and find out that it's a VERY nice Dell lap top and an equally as nice ipod, complete with all hook up cables for both pieces of equipment. While on the phone with dispatch trying to determine who it belongs too by using a pay stub found inside the bag, this guy comes in, rudely interupts my call and says, "You just took my bags." I told him that I was called over there to investigate some suspicious bags by the fucking FBI and Homeland Security who had been watching the bags for almost an hour. He says, "I left it outside for 10 minutes tops and when I came out I was told you took it." I responded by telling him he had a lot of nice equipment inside that could have been taken (still TRYING to be nice), but not to worry, I got there before a thief did and that everything was secure. His attitude, increasingly becoming worse, he grabs his bags (after I checked his ID) and leaves, not bothering to say "Thank you." I guess it was an inconvience to him to have to walk all the way across the parking lot to our air conditioned office and retrieve what should have been stolen. I've come to expect people's shitty attitudes because it's a nice barrier to coward behind when you're just completely stupid. Oh well, comes with the territory and gave me something to do. I can't really complain. :) I do find it rather amusing that it's so much easier to blame the police for your mistakes than to accept it yourself.
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Jul. 25th, 2005 @ 04:44 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: artistic
I just finished reading "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It was very good but damn does the ending suckass...

I know I'm a dork, but I'm obsessed with the books.
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Jul. 16th, 2005 @ 09:58 am Damn...
Current Mood: uncomfortable
I need some serious advice...

What do you do or say when a good friend totally ruins the friendship by wanting to sleep with you? I really liked hanging out with him, but geez...ew....I don't know what to do. I feel like I just lost a really good friend.
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Jul. 6th, 2005 @ 12:21 pm This just made my day...
Current Mood: amused
Jacksonville: My lovely city

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/4671490/detail.html

and if you're bored these pics are great:
http://www.wftv.com/slideshow/2691965/detail.html?qs=;s=1;w=288
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Jul. 6th, 2005 @ 10:29 am does it get any better than this?
Current Mood: amused
Oh Joy...

"Computer models show Dennis scooting between Jamaica and the southern coast of Cuba, crossing Cuba's eastern end but missing much of the eastern coast of Florida. The models disagree, however on where it finally will make landfall -- anywhere from New Orleans to Tampa, Florida."

"The storm's maximum sustained winds had reached 65 mph and forecasters expect the storm to intensify as it moves into the Gulf of Mexico -- possibly reaching Category 3 status at near 115 mph."




That would hit this weekend...
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Jul. 3rd, 2005 @ 10:01 am this just made my day...and for those of you who doubt....
Current Mood: amused
So, I took this survey and here are my results:


      
police is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator




      
cops are love
brought to you by the isLove Generator
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Jul. 1st, 2005 @ 03:27 pm wonderful...
Current Mood: cynical
Talk about encouraging...


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050701/ap_on_go_ot/body_armor_3
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Jun. 28th, 2005 @ 12:56 pm Slaughterhouse-Five
Current Mood: contemplative
This just seems terribly appropriate right now:


"Billy licked his lips, thought a while, inquired at last:
'Why me?'

'That is a very Earthling question to ask, Mr. Pilgrim. Why you? Why us for that matter? Why anything? Because this moment simply is. Have you ever seen bugs trapped in amber?'

'Yes.' Billy, in fact, had a paperweight in his office which was a blob of polished amber with three ladybugs embedded in it.

'Well, here we are, Mr. Pilgrim, trapped in the amber of this moment. There is no why'."
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Jun. 27th, 2005 @ 04:01 pm (no subject)
"everything burns"

She sits in her corner
Singing herself to sleep
Wrapped in all of the promises
That no one seems to keep
She no longer cries to herself
No tears left to wash away
Just diaries of empty pages
Feelings gone astray
But she will sing

Chorus:
Everything burns
Everyone screams
Burning their lies
Burning my dreams
All of this faith
And all of this pain
Burning all down
Cause my anger reigns
Everything burns

Ohh

Walking through life unnoticed
Knowing that no one cares
To consume and then masquerade
No one sees her there
And still she sings

Chorus:
Everything burns
Everyone screams
Burning down lies
Burning my dreams
All of this faith
And all of this pain
Burning all down
Cause my anger reigns

Everything burns
Everything burns
Everything burns
Everything burns

Watching it all fade away
Everyone screams
Everyone screams
Watching it all fade away

Ohhhh
Everything burns
Everyone screams
Burning down lies
Burning my dreams
All of this faith
And all of this pain
Burning all down
Cause my anger reigns

Everything burns
Ohhoh
Everything burns
Watching it all fade away
Ahh
Everything burns
Watching it all fade away

-ben moody and Anastacia
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Jun. 27th, 2005 @ 10:24 am (no subject)
Current Mood: dorky
"And by and by Christopher Robin came to an end of things, and he was silent, and he sat there, looking out over the world, just wishing it wouldn't stop."
-Winnie the Pooh


http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/26/obit.winchell.ap/index.html

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/27/obit.fiedler.ap/index.html
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Jun. 22nd, 2005 @ 11:11 am (no subject)
Only the best from Jacksonville...
http://www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/062105/met_19049146.shtml
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